But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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