Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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