It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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