very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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