nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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