Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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