Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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