I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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