Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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