Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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