im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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