I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
All the doctor said was why
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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