Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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