I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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