this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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