My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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