im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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