so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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