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(972): View more from Texas

She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.

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(530): View more from California

Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake

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(805): View more from California

You guys coming?

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We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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(331): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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(231): View more from Michigan

i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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its going to be a good night

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd give my left nut to see you

(609): View more from New Jersey

don't do that. I like the set

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(416): View more from Toronto

Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

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Better looking than her though please.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first

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