I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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