My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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