I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
