Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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