Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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