Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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