I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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