oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Success! We fucked roommates!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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