Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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