dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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