You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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