i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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