Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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