I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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