At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm just crazy horny about you
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
