can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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