Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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