Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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