I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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