Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
