i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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