You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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