We won't sleep together?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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