god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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