sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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