You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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