Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
