we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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