god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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