Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
