the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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