I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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