you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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