so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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