ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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